These may or may not be true because they were emailed to me. They're interesting though.


Most people fear public speaking more than they do death.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider

Americans on average eat about 18 acres of pizza daily

Crocodiles can't stick out their tongues

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Sounds like fun)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of beer?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the hell....)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez. That's almost as bad as catfish)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)

After reading all these, all I can say is ...... Lucky Pigs.